The Principality of Corvallsia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by High Commissioner Muammar Gaddafi-Perez with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 848 million Corvallsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pescara. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Corvallsian economy, worth 81.7 trillion Corvallsian Pews a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 96,349 Corvallsian Pews, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, and nobody is allowed to mention what religion terrorists follow. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corvallsia's national animal is the humblest of all God's creatures, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Corvallsia is ranked 20,297^th in the world and 1^st in Saiki for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,315.71 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.