The Dictatorship of Coreys Land is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by The Fuhrer Corey with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.799 billion Coreys Landians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belzing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.8%.

The thriving Coreys Landian economy, worth a remarkable 8,530 trillion waltzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 391,318 waltzes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,300,455 per year while the poor average 31,019, a ratio of 74.2 to 1.

The justice of Coreys Land is considered superior to that of other nations, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, scientists take credit every time it rains in Britannia, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Coreys Land's national animal is the daschund, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nazism.

Coreys Land is ranked 320,570^th in the world and 187^th in Britannia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -44.27 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.