The State of Controller is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 36.859 billion Controllerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 33.0%.

The Controllerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,332 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 36,146 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Controller's national animal is the deer.

Controller is ranked 223,424^th in the world and 1^st in Controller for Highest Drug Use, scoring 77.42 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.