The State of Controller is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 36.337 billion Controllerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 33.0%.

The Controllerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,313 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 36,146 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Controller's national animal is the deer.

Controller is ranked 264,532^nd in the world and 1^st in Golden Kingdom for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 801.48 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.