The Kingdom of Sweden of Connomia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by PM Carl Gustaf Ekman with an even hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 9.52 billion Swedes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Swedish economy, worth a remarkable 1,064 trillion Kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,856 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, political gridlock ensues as even the most innocuous legislation is vetoed by the Supreme Court for potential civil rights violations, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to PM Carl Gustaf Ekman's wardrobe, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Connomia's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran.

Connomia is ranked 278,825^th in the world and 314^th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Primitive, scoring -321.52 on the Scary Big Number Scale.