The Protectorate of Confederacy of Free Nations is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 15.365 billion Confederacy of Free Nationsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anytown USSR. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.5%.

The Confederacy of Free Nationsian economy, worth 831 trillion confederate credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,134 confederate credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 192,765 per year while the poor average 10,941, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederacy of Free Nations's national animal is the Peng, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Confederacy of Free Nations is ranked 65,711^th in the world and 22^nd in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Beautiful Environments, with 626.1 pounds of wildlife per square mile.