The Confederacy of Comuni is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Baphomet with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.606 billion Comunians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ravensworth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Comunian economy, worth a remarkable 9,860 trillion Hammers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 302,407 Hammers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,805,976 per year while the poor average 3,059, a ratio of 917 to 1.

Worship days have replaced sick days, compassion shrinks as tax rebates grow, the government endows universities based on clearly demonstrated greed, and royal mothers accustomed to baby-talk assure the troops "we gweatly wespect your service; yes, we do". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comuni's national animal is the Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Comuni is ranked 330,011^th in the world and 17,760^th in Balder for Highest Drug Use, scoring 0.49 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.