The United States of Commonu 6 is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and hatred of cheese. The devout population of 2.857 billion Commonu 6ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Commonu 6ian economy, worth 106 trillion Gogologolgs a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,206 Gogologolgs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and the 'sing-a-long with Leader' album is a popular souvenir. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Commonu 6's national animal is the Jimmy the Unbeatable, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Commonu 6 is ranked 38,807^th in the world and 794^th in Ambition for Safest, scoring 106.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.