The Queendom of Commonu 14 is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 634 million Commonu 14ians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 7.7%.

The strong Commonu 14ian economy, worth 33.8 trillion Gogogologs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 53,279 Gogogologs , and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Commonu 14's national animal is the Shoggoth, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Commonu 14 is ranked 234,263^rd in the world and 209^th in Squeaky Squeakers for Safest, scoring 40.91 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.