The Colony of Combine Harvester is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.492 billion Pacificans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Combine Harvesterian economy, worth a remarkable 1,765 trillion denarii a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 113,978 denarii, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 540,793 per year while the poor average 14,176, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Combine Harvester's national animal is the Franco.

Combine Harvester is ranked 193,124^th in the world and 7,205^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 30,660.35 Standard Monetary Units.