The Estado of Colotlan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Guillermo Campos with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.815 billion Colotlanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Veliz. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Colotlanian economy, worth 285 trillion sols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 74,957 sols, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 228,980 per year while the poor average 19,019, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

The single fish caught by Colotlanian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Colotlan's thriving fisheries, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and glamping Colotlanians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Colotlan's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Colotlan is ranked 94,099^th in the world and 3^rd in Mexico for Highest Average Incomes, with 74,957.7 Standard Monetary Units.