The Private Stash of Coke Fiends is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by The Coke Fiend with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 12.785 billion Coke Fiendsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Living Room. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Coke Fiendsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,294 trillion cocaines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 257,669 cocaines, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 759,388 per year while the poor average 68,797, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

The children of Coke Fiends are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Coke Fiendsians any less frightened, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown. Coke Fiends's national animal is the artic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cocaine.

Coke Fiends is ranked 7,893^rd in the world and 2^nd in Cocaine for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,464.85 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.