The Bot of Coconut NS is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 862 million TSPers love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 62.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant TSPian economy, worth 15.7 trillion Lampshades a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 18,213 Lampshades, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, every workday begins with group therapy, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and TSPers submit requests for a date in writing with an enclosed RSVP card. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coconut NS's national animal is the Llama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Coconut NS is ranked 170,665^th in the world and 2,219^th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 517.69 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.