The Commonwealth of CoC Calbout is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Glenn Youngkin with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.162 billion Virginians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richmond. The average income tax rate is 21.5%.

The CoC Calboutian economy, worth 111 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,474 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Glenn Youngkin has just been declared ruler of CoC Calbout in an international press conference, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, and rumor has it that Glenn Youngkin has won three lotteries in a row. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CoC Calbout's national animal is the Northern Cardinal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

CoC Calbout is ranked 142,966^th in the world and 1^st in Polltopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 428.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.