The Free and Democratic Republic of Clonah Warels is a titanic, pleasant nation, ruled by whoever the people voted for with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning leopard population. The hard-working population of 11.073 billion Clonah Warelsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clonham. The average income tax rate is 19.1%.

The Clonah Warelsian economy, worth 486 trillion clonas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 43,938 clonas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Christianity has been named as Clonah Warels's national religion, Whoever the people voted for has just been declared ruler of Clonah Warels in an international press conference, and Clonah Warels has designated Clonham as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clonah Warels's national animal is the leopard and its national religion is Christianity.

Clonah Warels is ranked 153,762^nd in the world and 2^nd in Utopia for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 42 on the Kitten Softness Rating.