The Dictatorship of Clanha Irinnativ Wesland is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 9.227 billion Clanha Irinnativ Weslandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The Clanha Irinnativ Weslandian economy, worth 597 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,775 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records, cold medicines curiously become cheaper when government officials sneeze, and advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clanha Irinnativ Wesland's national animal is the elephant.

Clanha Irinnativ Wesland is ranked 198,758^th in the world and 62^nd in Keep of Darkness XL for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.79 law-abiding acts per hour.