The Colony of Circumference I is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.251 billion Circumference Iians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 26.8%.

The Circumference Iian economy, worth 102 trillion Nones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 45,351 Nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Circumference I's national animal is the None, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Circumference I is ranked 275,031^st in the world and 14^th in Circumference for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 37.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.