The Colony of Cimbric is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 6.813 billion Cimbricians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 15.8%.

The Cimbrician economy, worth 327 trillion aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,933 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime is moderate. Cimbric's national animal is the bovina.

Cimbric is ranked 238,733^rd in the world and 1^st in Literary Society for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.