The Kingdom of Chineva is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Auguste I of Bijouvia with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.285 billion Chinevans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chineva. The average income tax rate is 32.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chinevan economy, worth 877 trillion Bijouvian Lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 166,112 Bijouvian Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, costumed characters wearing Maxtopian Grass leaves remind citizens that the government now sells the green stuff, nothing gets the party jumping like Auguste I of Bijouvia specifying how high, and sweat stains are proof of political acumen. Crime is totally unknown. Chineva's national animal is the Chinevan Black Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Palatine Christianity.

Chineva is ranked 151,632^nd in the world and 12^th in Palatine for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 962.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.