The Armed Republic of Chickenslovaky is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Joseph Pinochet with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.489 billion Chickenslovakyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chickensbourg. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chickenslovakyian economy, worth 133 trillion Chicks a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,490 Chicks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birth rates have hit an all-time low, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Joseph Pinochet is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chickenslovaky's national animal is the Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chicken.

Chickenslovaky is ranked 51,172^nd in the world and 2,337^th in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 77.09 on the Human Development Index.