The Quickest Horse Alive of Chetak is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.6 billion Chetakians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The large but inefficient Chetakian economy, worth 161 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,953 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Incompetent former soldiers have been re-employed as incompetent cleaners and kitchen staff, absentminded citizens frequently converse with hallucinations, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chetak's national animal is the Horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chetak is ranked 270,444^th in the world and 3^rd in The south asian union for Safest, scoring 10.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.