The Quesbian Puppet of Cherry Coca-Cola is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Asa Griggs Candler with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory vegetarianism, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.945 billion Coles are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pibb City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.0%.

The all-consuming Cherrese economy, worth 352 trillion cherries a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,291 cherries, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,264 per year while the poor average 20,286, a ratio of 14.5 to 1.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cherry Coca-Cola's national animal is the cherry tree, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Johnstoneism.

Cherry Coca-Cola is ranked 61,163^rd in the world and 2^nd in Quesbia Puppet Storage for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 155.19 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.