The Republic of Chels3a is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Behdad Eghbali|PM Xabi Alonso with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working population of 998 million Chels have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stamford Bridge. The average income tax rate is 32.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chelsean economy, worth 96.1 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 96,335 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, the official Chelsean Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Lion Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chels3a's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chels3a is ranked 26,440^th in the world and 197^th in Europeia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 64,833.73 Standard Monetary Units.