The United Communes of Cesmenatt is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Executive with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 30.316 billion Cesmenattians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alatta. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cesmenattian economy, worth a remarkable 3,690 trillion gifts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 121,727 gifts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, and handling people's data is proving an immersive experience. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cesmenatt's national animal is the dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the pursuit of Happiness.

Cesmenatt is ranked 127,443^rd in the world and 6^th in Eurasia for Largest Black Market, with 1.58 trillion Standard Monetary Units.