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Most Valuable International Artwork: 353rdMost Pacifist: 1,136thBest Weather: 1,138th
The Mezzanine financing of
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Population3.753 billion

CapitalMozzarella stick land
FaithCult of cheese

CurrencyIKEAŠ brand doormat

The Mezzanine financing of Cerata is a massive, genial nation, ruled by ㅤㅤ with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.753 billion Mozzarella sticks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mozzarella stick land. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ceratan economy, worth 686 trillion IKEAŠ brand doormats a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,045 IKEAŠ brand doormats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, beggars lack pockets for spare change, citizens select which government department gets their income tax IKEAŠ brand doormats each year, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Mozzarella sticks can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerata's national animal is the DO-17, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of cheese.

Cerata is ranked 4,809th in the world and 17th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.29 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 353rdMost Pacifist: 1,136thBest Weather: 1,138thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,375thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,391stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,429thNicest Citizens: 1,439thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,792ndMost Inclusive: 1,818thHealthiest Citizens: 1,993rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,324thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,557thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,704thTop
Safest: 2,844thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,905thLowest Crime Rates: 2,975thMost Developed: 3,027thHighest Food Quality: 3,098thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,143rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,151stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,346thLargest Governments: 3,700thSmartest Citizens: 4,453rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,764thMost Efficient Economies: 4,809thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,906thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,478thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,562ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,772ndMost Secular: 8,710thHighest Average Incomes: 9,301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,046thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,072ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,147thMost Influential: 27,033rd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionTop
Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the region

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