The Mezzanine financing of Cerata is a massive, genial nation, ruled by ㅤㅤ with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.753 billion Mozzarella sticks are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mozzarella stick land. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ceratan economy, worth 686 trillion IKEA© brand doormats a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 183,045 IKEA© brand doormats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, beggars lack pockets for spare change, citizens select which government department gets their income tax IKEA© brand doormats each year, and in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Mozzarella sticks can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cerata's national animal is the DO-17, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of cheese.

Cerata is ranked 4,809^th in the world and 17^th in Institute of Cellulose for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.29 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.