The People's Republic of Centimis is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Peoples Council with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.843 billion Centimisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Centimis. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Centimisian economy, worth 242 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 131,452 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Centimisian language, interest in globalism never flags, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Centimis's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Centimis is ranked 210,277^th in the world and 11,300^th in Lazarus for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -1.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.