The Kingdom of Celenios is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.741 billion Celeniots are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celeniopolis. The average income tax rate is 42.6%.

The powerhouse Celeniote economy, worth 737 trillion denarios a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 84,399 denarios, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Museums offer moralization or your money back, you're only as old as you feel, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celenios's national animal is the swan and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Celenios is ranked 290,907^th in the world and 36^th in Bus Stop for Highest Drug Use, scoring 22.87 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.