The People's Republic of Celdonia is a behemoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 51.158 billion Celdonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Celdonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,024 trillion Thennats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 195,950 Thennats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, third world countries are rich in "I Love Celdonia City" t-shirts, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Celdonia's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Celdonia is ranked 3,060^th in the world and 4^th in Anticapitalist Alliance for Nicest Citizens, with 58.77 average smiles per day.