The Holy Empire of Catland United is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Adolf with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, enslaved workforce, and astonishingly minimal parenting. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.142 billion Catland Unitedians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The all-consuming Catland Unitedian economy, worth 631 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,564 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 512,893 per year while the poor average 33,650, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools, players panic as they discover the newest chain can reset their populations and even delete their nations (Catland United has found 2 easter eggs), public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, and school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Catland United's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Catland United is ranked 90,665^th in the world and 4,486^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 33,650.24 Standard Monetary Units.