The Republic of Cat of Emil is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.661 billion Cat of Emilians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The strong Cat of Emilian economy, worth 137 trillion cats a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 51,751 cats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 333,543 per year while the poor average 3,244, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cat of Emil's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Cat of Emil is ranked 297,541^st in the world and 7^th in oliver for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.