The Protectorate of Cat678 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.577 billion Cat678ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Cat678ian economy, worth 102 trillion Mice a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 65,246 Mice, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,960 per year while the poor average 17,853, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cat678's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cat678 is ranked 31,806^th in the world and 1,089^th in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 343.78 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.