The Protectorate of Cat673 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.423 billion Cat673ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong Cat673ian economy, worth 76.8 trillion Mice a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,992 Mice, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 156,368 per year while the poor average 14,774, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cat673's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cat673 is ranked 107,871^st in the world and 3,967^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,581.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.