The Protectorate of Cat668 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.669 billion Cat668ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.

The very strong Cat668ian economy, worth 79.7 trillion Mice a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,748 Mice, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 138,284 per year while the poor average 13,065, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Cat668's national animal is the Cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cat668 is ranked 14,659^th in the world and 719^th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.23 percentage of bribes refused.