The Democratic Republic of Cardmania900139 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, disturbing lack of elderly people, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.973 billion Cardmania900139ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 79.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900139ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,260 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 205,980 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, real power lies not in the debating room but with those who decide what is debated, C-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900139's national animal is the Vulture, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cardmania900139 is ranked 282,789^th in the world and 99^th in Lily for Safest, scoring 6.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.