The Matriarchy of Cardmania900112 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.941 billion Cardmania900112ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Cardmania900112ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,255 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 206,143 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

A speech a day keeps climate change away, citizens are tied down and forced to watch educational videos on empathy, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cardmania900112's national animal is the Scorpion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cardmania900112 is ranked 283,193^rd in the world and 116^th in Lily for Safest, scoring 5.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.