The Private of Card Bank of P0RTVGAL is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Catgirl Harem-Master Rowan XIII with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.948 billion Pawtuguese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waifucity. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Pawtuguese economy, worth 659 trillion NationStates Cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,010 NationStates Cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets, farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Card Bank of P0RTVGAL's national animal is the 2D catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catgirl Supremacy.

Card Bank of P0RTVGAL is ranked 183,235^th in the world and 2^nd in Card farmer alliance of anime for Safest, scoring 54.94 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.