The Federal Republic of Capulgadom is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.043 billion Capulgadomians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.2%.

The strong Capulgadomian economy, worth 42.5 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,732 lire, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem. Capulgadom's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Capulgadom is ranked 241,534^th in the world and 1^st in fils for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring zero on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.