The Empire of Capand Dodia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Heydrich with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.812 billion Capand Dodians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fort Dodia. The average income tax rate is 35.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Capand Dodian economy, worth 247 trillion Guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,460 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, notable individuals are granted land and titles, foreign leaders who don't applaud Supreme Leader Heydrich's speeches are regarded as enemies of Capand Dodia, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Capand Dodia's national animal is the Royal Capand Dodia Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Supreme Leader Worship.

Capand Dodia is ranked 59,302^nd in the world and 15^th in The Invaders for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,712.26 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.