The Armed Republic of CamerWoon is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Joseph Rivlinksy with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, digital currency, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 16.94 billion CamerWoonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.3%.

The frighteningly efficient CamerWoonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,039 trillion Woos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,455 Woos, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Solar death ray construction will commence as soon as it rains Woos, the San Antonio State Museum is said to be haunted by ghastly musicians playing 'Nearer Violet to Thee', the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CamerWoon's national animal is the Snowy Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

CamerWoon is ranked 29,911^th in the world and 5^th in Tarkin for Highest Poor Incomes, with 75,267.17 Standard Monetary Units.