The Republic of Arhanistan is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.507 billion Arhanistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Arhanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion Marbozzes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 253,886 Marbozzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's reputation is hard as nails, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, conspiracy theorists allege Arhanistan City's new subway map resembles Satanic symbols, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arhanistan's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Arhanistan is ranked 3,969^th in the world and 88^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 16,521.72 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.