The United States of Calimannia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Gareth Malon with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.642 billion Calimannians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The High Grand Metropolis of Calimannia. The average income tax rate is 37.6%.

The Calimannian economy, worth 144 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 39,730 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Calimannia's new capital, Gareth Malon has just been declared ruler of Calimannia in an international press conference, and Aaran has been named as Calimannia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Calimannia's national animal is the Freegle and its national religion is Aaran.

Calimannia is ranked 163,096^th in the world and 2^nd in The Free United Peoples of Kyrzman for Largest Populations, with 3.64 billion capita.