The Republic of Calidos is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 26.247 billion Calidotes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.4%.

The strong Calidote economy, worth a remarkable 1,268 trillion counts a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 48,314 counts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Calidos's national animal is the hermit crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Calidos is ranked 213,386^th in the world and 12^th in Dispatchia for Safest, scoring 54.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.