The Home of Caledoniae is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 38.244 billion Caledonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The powerhouse Caledoniaean economy, worth a remarkable 1,601 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 41,886 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 169,831 per year while the poor average 6,876, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Caledoniae's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, Caledoniae has designated District City as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Caledoniae in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caledoniae's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Caledoniae is ranked 200,189^th in the world and 4^th in Tennessee for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring zero on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.