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Sleep is for the weak
Most Valuable International Artwork: 208thRudest Citizens: 241stMost Influential: 285th
The Stimulated Nation of
Civil Rights Lovefest
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Apprentice
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
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Caffeinated

Population4.717 billion

CapitalThe City That Never Sleeps
LeaderRandom Joe
FaithNone but drinking decaf is a sin

CurrencyCappuccino Coinz
AnimalWalking Coffee Plant

The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 4.717 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 9.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth a remarkable 1,410 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 299,108 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 825th in the world and 6th in Europeia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 101.07 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 208thRudest Citizens: 241stMost Influential: 285thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 369thMost Secular: 517thFattest Citizens: 529thMost Avoided: 540thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 599thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 825thMost Efficient Economies: 825thHighest Disposable Incomes: 828thLargest Retail Industry: 1,066thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,077thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,111thLargest Mining Sector: 1,421stHighest Crime Rates: 1,642ndSmartest Citizens: 1,866thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,957thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,971stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,991stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,063rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,277thHighest Average Incomes: 2,322ndMost Armed: 2,445thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,602ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,603rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,136thMost Inclusive: 3,999thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,441stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,341stLargest Governments: 7,196thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,426thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,534thNudest: 11,400thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 13,029thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,865thHighest Economic Output: 14,410thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,702ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,698thHighest Drug Use: 22,208thLargest Black Market: 23,454thLargest Gambling Industry: 24,432ndMost Politically Free: 25,173rd
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Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Politically Free: 28th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionNudest: 49th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 53rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 69th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 70th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 75th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 81st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 93rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 97th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper.
  • : Caffeinated endorsed The Europeian Empire of Foril.
  • : Caffeinated was endorsed by The Europeian Empire of Foril.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Caffeinated, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Caffeinated voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn A Bloodred Moon".

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