The Stimulated Nation of Caffeinated is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Random Joe with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.791 billion Caffeinatedians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City That Never Sleeps. The average income tax rate is 9.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Caffeinatedian economy, worth a remarkable 5,978 trillion Cappuccino Coinzes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 433,499 Cappuccino Coinzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Road rage is rarer but more terminal now that many people drive fully-operational battle tanks to work, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', it is a silent spring in Caffeinated, and Caffeinatedians have replaced bears in a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caffeinated's national animal is the Walking Coffee Plant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None but drinking decaf is a sin.

Caffeinated is ranked 589^th in the world and 4^th in Europeia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,269.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.