The Incorporated States of Caelepho is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.426 billion Caelephoans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Caelephoan economy, worth 202 trillion riels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,908 riels, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 738,234 per year while the poor average 14,732, a ratio of 50.1 to 1.

DEI programs are farming essentials, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert, criminals identify as innocent, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown. Caelepho's national animal is the mastiff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Caelepho is ranked 32,897^th in the world and 21^st in Edoca for Most Developed, scoring 82.1 on the Human Development Index.