The Dictatorship of Cabrene is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Father with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.465 billion Cabreneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Cabrene City. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cabrenean economy, worth 162 trillion Cazerns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 66,002 Cazerns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Central Cabrene City" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cabrene's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tâpwê.

Cabrene is ranked 300,147^th in the world and 107^th in Aeternas for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.