The Islamic Monarchy of BYZE is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Pisao Dimtrie with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, lack of airports, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.374 billion BYZEians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AyşeKübraBetül. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.0%.

The powerhouse BYZEian economy, worth 592 trillion Anarcho-Monarchist Golds a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,311 Anarcho-Monarchist Golds, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled BYZE with a very polite populace, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, smoking is banned in public areas, and the nation's declaring that sharing nukes is caring. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BYZE's national animal is the Three Headed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam.

BYZE is ranked 113,517^th in the world and 22^nd in Gravy for Safest, scoring 77.4 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.