The People's Overlordship of Bulw is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Loji with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.891 billion Freiheit ist scheibes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seleukia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Bulwian economy, worth a remarkable 2,091 trillion Civic Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 235,257 Civic Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 850,740 per year while the poor average 46,427, a ratio of 18.3 to 1.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, party leaders aid loyal supporters in opposition strongholds with a simple "Good luck" message, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, and the flight attendant who draws the short straw is on "cockpit bucket duty". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bulw's national animal is the T-Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Astralism.

Bulw is ranked 326,556^th in the world and 26^th in Merciam for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.91 on the Bus Surprisal Index.