The Exısтᴇɴтıᴀʟ cʀısıs of Bruddhistan is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Bʀᴜ∂∂hⲀ with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 19.12 billion Bruddhistani enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Delhi. The average income tax rate is 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bruddhistani economy, worth a remarkable 2,098 trillion ₹ᴜpєєs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,777 ₹ᴜpєєs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bʀᴜ∂∂hⲀ's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, when you fly on Air Bruddhistan you win a seat or you die, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bruddhistan's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bʀᴜ∂∂hism.

Bruddhistan is ranked 14,146^th in the world and 10^th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 365.16 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.