The Fiefdom of Brrnabene is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Artiom Heman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.105 billion Brrnabenans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominyan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The strong Brrnabenan economy, worth 580 trillion Adias a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 52,294 Adias, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, Brrnabene has designated Dominyan as its capital city, Artiom Heman has just been declared ruler of Brrnabene in an international press conference, and the Gayk Orthodox Church has been named as Brrnabene's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Brrnabene's national animal is the marten and its national religion is the Gayk Orthodox Church.

Brrnabene is ranked 318,846^th in the world and 196^th in The Eighth Closet for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -8.94 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.