The Kingdom of Brownbarrow is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.357 billion Brownbarrowians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.3%.

The strong Brownbarrowian economy, worth 69.6 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,302 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, a major religion has been named as Brownbarrow's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Brownbarrow in an international press conference, and Brownbarrow has designated Brownbarrow City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brownbarrow's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Brownbarrow is ranked 50,544^th in the world and 10^th in North for Nicest Citizens, with 17.36 average smiles per day.